never buy expensive champagne for cheap girls

Anonymous: Why didnt you let the striper eat u out? That would have been hella fancy 


I thought I should get to know her first

"Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you"
- 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

(via can-i-touch-your-butt-cause-i)